I'm a Cowboy Fan but...

[Spartan]

These are too funny to not pass on.

Q. What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?
A.. The Dallas Cowboys

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q. How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?
A. Put up a goal post.

Q. What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?
A. Old

Q. What's the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.

Q. How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Nobody remembers.

Q. What do the Cowboys and possums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

[Night Owl]

3/5

[finalbowser]

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[cnjbond]

That was just wrong...but oh so true!

[stormy]

Q. What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?
A. They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".


:bluerofl:Laughing:

[CenTexDave]

4/5

[finalbowser]

I got one...

A tornado warning was issued in Dallas last Sunday. Citizens were advised to seek shelter in Cowboys Stadium, as there was no chance of a touchdown there.

[Proud Texan]

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I don't care who ya are this is sad and in poor taste making fun of someone getting hurt is not funny at all.