The Ultimate "I"

[Ludwig]

If you liked it (yourself) then you shoulda put a ring on it (your own finger.)

A website called I Married Me (http://imarriedme.myshopify.com/)is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to…themselves.

For $50, you get a sterling silver ring, instructions, vows, and 24 affirmation cards to remind you of your vows over time. If you cough up $230, you get a 14-karat gold ring to put on yourself.

According to the site, “you Are Reason To Celebrate,” and single marriage is becoming more and more popular.

“A roadmap to positivity, our I Married Me kit has all you need to create your own ceremony, including a self-wedding ring, vows and daily affirmation cards. A self-wedding is a symbolic ceremony–about reconnecting and staying connected with you. Wear the ring to remind you every day to love yourself.

And after the ceremony you can f--k yourself.

[just2cents]

Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?

[ExKilleencitizen]

Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?

Just had to go there didn't ya??? :))

[shawnricheson]

You can get a marriage licence for yourself at: TuggingIt4fun.com

[Ludwig]

Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?That would depend on what you mean by "allowed." But then pleasuring yourself by self-stimulation of the reproductive organs does not fit the definition of "sex."

[fchafey]

I still always laugh at the punch line to "I wish I could do that".... "Man that dog would bite you......":)

[sojourner truth]

Gives a whole new meaning on the phrase "Go screw yourself"....:))

[fchafey]

George Carlin used to say if he could do that he would never leave the house. I really like his humor, very edgy.

[sickofpc]

George Carlin and Richard Pryor....the best.