Ludwig
October 28th, 2012, 3:18 PM
Beer contains female hormones!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Texas A&M Health Science Center scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The working theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men may psychologically turn into women. To test the hypothesis, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of Shiner Bock within a one (1) hour period with the following observations being recorded for 100 percent of the test subjects, Yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't successfully navigate a test course with their automobiles.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary to prove the hypothesis!
Yes, that's right, FEMALE hormones!
Last month, Texas A&M Health Science Center scientists released the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The working theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain Phytoestrogens) and that by drinking enough beer, men may psychologically turn into women. To test the hypothesis, 100 men each drank 8 schooners of Shiner Bock within a one (1) hour period with the following observations being recorded for 100 percent of the test subjects, Yes, 100% of all these men:
1) Argued over nothing.
2) Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
3) Gained weight.
4) Talked excessively without making sense.
5) Became overly emotional
6) Couldn't successfully navigate a test course with their automobiles.
7) Failed to think rationally, and
8) Had to sit down while urinating.
No further testing was considered necessary to prove the hypothesis!