Too fat?

[cityboy]

Anybody else fatter than you want to be, and find it really hard to get back in shape? :-s

[CenTexDave]

Yeah, but I'm not out to try and impress anyone lately.:))

[Ludwig]

Anybody else fatter than you want to be, and find it really hard to get back in shape? :-s

I'm overweight and loving it! I got to see a loot of skinny people in the Third World and have no wish to trade places with them. I"m sending them all I can so they can become overweight too.


It's my iPad's fault.

[cityboy]

I'm overweight and loving it! I got to see a loot of skinny people in the Third World and have no wish to trade places with them. I"m sending them all I can so they can become overweight too.


It's my iPad's fault. Thanks! That gives me a little insight into the kind of person you apparently are ...

[cityboy]

Yeah, but I'm not out to try and impress anyone lately.:)) I just hate having this gut. Never had stuff hanging over the belt before ... :(

[kantwin]

There's a fine distinction between a dickeydoo and a dunlopp. I haven't reached the dunlopp yet.

[cityboy]

There's a fine distinction between a dickeydoo and a dunlopp. I haven't reached the dunlopp yet. Elaborate, please, sir ...

[kantwin]

Dickeydoo = your gut sticks out farther than your dickey do.
Dunlopp = your gut done lopped over your belt. Gravity has taken over.
The worst is the full-on dunlopp, where it hangs way below your belt line.

[cityboy]

I think I'm at the pre-dickeydoo stage, if there is such a thing ...

[kantwin]

Ah, the burrito stage.

[cityboy]

OK, I'll bite. What is the burrito stage? Crap, now I'm gettin' hungry ...

[CenTexDave]

Warm weather is here now. Quit eating those DQ Blizzards and start getting outside - walk, jog, be active.

[blueeagle]

This is a change, men talking about being fat. Usually, that is our (women) cross to bear.:)

[kantwin]

OK, I'll bite. What is the burrito stage? Crap, now I'm gettin' hungry ...
That's where you can still see the beginning of your stream, but just barely.

[siamcat]

According to my late father-in-law it all turns into peter after midnight.:)

[sojourner truth]

My dad used to say "a good tool needs a shed over it."

[ItsMe]

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[ItsMe]

This whole post is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!

[CenTexDave]

I think "ItsMe" is displaying DawgLover's old pic!!! :)

[ItsMe]

I think "ItsMe" is displaying DawgLover's old pic!!! :)

Your gonna be sued...me too.

[sojourner truth]

Men just get to the "to hell with it" point. It gets so tiresome sucking in your gut when the ladies walk by. You know you're in trouble when you get on the digital scale and it says "hey! Only one at a time". I don't have a problem with a gut, but my wife is having a hell of a time trying to lose weight. The treadmill I bought her is great...as a clothes rack. I got into trouble the other day when I mentioned the new diet out...The "don't put the **** in your mouth" diet. The couch was comfy. Oh, and never mention that it ain't the Levis she's got on that makes her butt look big. BIG mistake.

[Night Owl]

Did she go SM on you? :))

[sojourner truth]

Yeah...Sergeant Major!!! Especially when I made the "beep beep beep" noise when she was backing out of the walk in closet the other day. I'm still on KP.