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January 17th, 2017, 8:11 AM
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The Ultimate "I"
If you liked it (yourself) then you shoulda put a ring on it (your own finger.)
A website called I Married Me (http://imarriedme.myshopify.com/)is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to…themselves.
For $50, you get a sterling silver ring, instructions, vows, and 24 affirmation cards to remind you of your vows over time. If you cough up $230, you get a 14-karat gold ring to put on yourself.
According to the site, “you Are Reason To Celebrate,” and single marriage is becoming more and more popular.
“A roadmap to positivity, our I Married Me kit has all you need to create your own ceremony, including a self-wedding ring, vows and daily affirmation cards. A self-wedding is a symbolic ceremony–about reconnecting and staying connected with you. Wear the ring to remind you every day to love yourself.
And after the ceremony you can f--k yourself.
"A boy cannot become a girl and a man cannot become a woman, not even if he shuts his eyes and wishes really hard."
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