The Airport Solution

[Johnny Frederick]

The Airport Solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

[BillK]

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The Airport Solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

All for it!
Then - as you can imagine - all persons coming to check points in Afghanistan and Iraq will also have to have these units. <grin>

[THEMEANOGRE]

Sounds like an idea. but what about those with a glass or ceramic knife taped to their thigh?

[prideworks]

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The Airport Solution

Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.

Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.

It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!

This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."

Works for me!

I love it!

[prideworks]

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Sounds like an idea. but what about those with a glass or ceramic knife taped to their thigh?

Booth 1: explosive detonator
Boot 2: enclosed booth with a ferrett.........They'll find anything!!

[THEMEANOGRE]

An ex room mate had a ferret. OUUUCH!

[CenTexDave]