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    Round 2 UMHB VS Berry

    My attendance is very iffy since I have to have surgery to remove a kidney stone on Friday.

    I'll be there if at all possible.

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    Hope your surgery goes well and you recover fine. Here is a little "stone" humor"...….

    "A mother is making a cake for her three sons when she accidentally drops some BB from the shelf into the batter.
    She decides that it won't matter and continues to make the cake.
    Later that day, her sons eat the cake and don't even notice the BBs.
    The next day, when the mother is reading a magazine on the couch, one of her sons runs in saying, "Mom, mom, I pissed out a beebee!"
    She says "That's okay, son. I accidentally dropped some beebees into the cake batter. You'll be fine."
    Five minutes later, one of the other sons, come running in and he says, "Mom, mom, I.."
    But the mother cuts him off and she says, "I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. I dropped it into the cake batter, but you'll be fine."
    Then her last son runs in the room, and he says, "Mom, mom, I.."
    And the mother cuts him off and says, "I know, I know, you pissed out a beebee. It's my fault for dropping it in the cake batter, but you'll be fine."
    But then son says, "No, no, I was masturbating and I shot the dog!"......
    "The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cant improve your lie"
    John Daly

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    Hope the surgery is successful. Know you want to attend, but won't kill you to miss it and you can always watch THE GAME from the comfort of your couch - it begins at 11AM.
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Bucks scored on their first possession but now have gone flat. If I were you I'd go watch the Cru.
    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

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    Surgery was a success but I'm in too much pain to go to the game do I have my tickets to a friend.

    Watching THE on TV and the Cry on my phone.

    Cru leading 21-0 with 5 minutes left in the 1st.

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    28-0 with 2 minutes left in the 1st.

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    41-0 three minutes left in the half.

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    Six minutes left, 75-9.

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    Our two favorites in routs!!
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    A most memorable day...haha

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