Reminded me of the Reverend Earnest Lee Sincere, who forgot to set his clock back one year. He went to church and there were no cars in the parking lot and the church was dark... He thought to himself that the rapture might have come and he was left behind..
But when he saw that the parking lot in the Methodist church across the street was likewise empty, he realized that wasn't the case.
If you do not read the news you are uninformed. If you do you are misinformed. Mark Twain