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    The Ultimate "I"

    If you liked it (yourself) then you shoulda put a ring on it (your own finger.)

    A website called I Married Me (http://imarriedme.myshopify.com/)is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to…themselves.

    For $50, you get a sterling silver ring, instructions, vows, and 24 affirmation cards to remind you of your vows over time. If you cough up $230, you get a 14-karat gold ring to put on yourself.

    According to the site, “you Are Reason To Celebrate,” and single marriage is becoming more and more popular.

    “A roadmap to positivity, our I Married Me kit has all you need to create your own ceremony, including a self-wedding ring, vows and daily affirmation cards. A self-wedding is a symbolic ceremony–about reconnecting and staying connected with you. Wear the ring to remind you every day to love yourself.

    And after the ceremony you can f--k yourself.
    "A boy cannot become a girl and a man cannot become a woman, not even if he shuts his eyes and wishes really hard."



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    Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?

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    Quote Originally Posted by just2cents View Post
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    Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?
    Just had to go there didn't ya???

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    You can get a marriage licence for yourself at: TuggingIt4fun.com

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    Quote Originally Posted by just2cents View Post
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    Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?
    That would depend on what you mean by "allowed." But then pleasuring yourself by self-stimulation of the reproductive organs does not fit the definition of "sex."
    "A boy cannot become a girl and a man cannot become a woman, not even if he shuts his eyes and wishes really hard."



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    I still always laugh at the punch line to "I wish I could do that".... "Man that dog would bite you......"
    "The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cant improve your lie"
    John Daly

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    Gives a whole new meaning on the phrase "Go screw yourself"....
    If you do not read the news you are uninformed. If you do you are misinformed. Mark Twain


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    George Carlin used to say if he could do that he would never leave the house. I really like his humor, very edgy.
    "The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cant improve your lie"
    John Daly

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    George Carlin and Richard Pryor....the best.

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