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January 17th, 2017, 8:11 AM
#1
The Ultimate "I"
If you liked it (yourself) then you shoulda put a ring on it (your own finger.)
A website called I Married Me (http://imarriedme.myshopify.com/)is offering a DIY marriage kit for singles who want to commit to…themselves.
For $50, you get a sterling silver ring, instructions, vows, and 24 affirmation cards to remind you of your vows over time. If you cough up $230, you get a 14-karat gold ring to put on yourself.
According to the site, “you Are Reason To Celebrate,” and single marriage is becoming more and more popular.
“A roadmap to positivity, our I Married Me kit has all you need to create your own ceremony, including a self-wedding ring, vows and daily affirmation cards. A self-wedding is a symbolic ceremony–about reconnecting and staying connected with you. Wear the ring to remind you every day to love yourself.
And after the ceremony you can f--k yourself.
"A boy cannot become a girl and a man cannot become a woman, not even if he shuts his eyes and wishes really hard."
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January 17th, 2017, 11:39 AM
#2
Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?
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January 17th, 2017, 11:57 AM
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Originally Posted by
just2cents
Is sex with yourself...before you marry yourself allowed?
Just had to go there didn't ya???
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January 17th, 2017, 12:03 PM
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You can get a marriage licence for yourself at: TuggingIt4fun.com
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January 17th, 2017, 12:07 PM
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January 17th, 2017, 12:31 PM
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I still always laugh at the punch line to "I wish I could do that".... "Man that dog would bite you......"
"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cant improve your lie"
John Daly
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January 17th, 2017, 4:06 PM
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Gives a whole new meaning on the phrase "Go screw yourself"....
If you do not read the news you are uninformed. If you do you are misinformed. Mark Twain
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January 17th, 2017, 4:52 PM
#8
George Carlin used to say if he could do that he would never leave the house. I really like his humor, very edgy.
"The difference between golf and government is that in golf you cant improve your lie"
John Daly
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January 17th, 2017, 8:00 PM
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George Carlin and Richard Pryor....the best.
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