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  1. Thread: MAVRICKS

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    I make it a practice to watch only the last five...

    I make it a practice to watch only the last five minutes of a bb game. The rest is just prologue.
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    A very wise move. Those of you who have...

    A very wise move. Those of you who have reptophobia (I made that up) may take a hint here. Keep a clear-cut zone at least 10 feet wide around your landscape and you will not often find snakes...
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    Chickens are too stupid to know the difference...

    Chickens are too stupid to know the difference between a juicy worm and a baby snake and so they will eat small snakes when they find them. Trust me folks, chicken wire and mesh will not deter a...
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    Mission impossible. Besides, loosing a few eggs...

    Mission impossible. Besides, loosing a few eggs in payment of the rat patrol is a small price to pay.
  5. Thread: Vectra

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    Ok, it's hot and it stinks... but does it control...

    Ok, it's hot and it stinks... but does it control ticks and fleas... better or worse than Frontline?... is the temporary discomfort and odor perhaps a good trade-off?
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    Now there's a thought, next time she acts up I'll...

    Now there's a thought, next time she acts up I'll let her squeeze between me and my dog. :) :)
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    Just more info from Amazon: The Anxiety Wrap...

    Just more info from Amazon:

    The Anxiety Wrap uses a technique called "maintained pressure" to aid in calming your animal thereby allowing your dog to redirect their focus. When used with gentle...
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    P. P. P. P. P.

    P. P. P. P. P.
  9. Thread: MAVRICKS

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    Mavericks in seven. That is my hope.

    Mavericks in seven. That is my hope.
  10. Back in the day before NASCAR I used to beat that...

    Back in the day before NASCAR I used to beat that when I was running moonshine and the sheriff got on my tail. He's just living in the past. He can afford the fines.
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    Is this Abuse ofr Not

    http://www.youtube.com/watch_popup?v=EVwlMVYqMu4&vq=medium#t=125
  12. Thread: MAVRICKS

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    Thanks for the background. I'm not much of a BB...

    Thanks for the background. I'm not much of a BB fan. The question is not about how "old" the franchise is but rather how "old" the players on each team are. The word in the media was that OKC was so...
  13. Thread: MAVRICKS

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    Yea, but before the first tip-off all the press...

    Yea, but before the first tip-off all the press was talking how the young would certainly defeat the old and worn out. Kiss off, Oklahoma.
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    Advice for Mental Health

    An Angel says, 'Never borrow from the future. If you worry about what may happen tomorrow and it doesn't happen, you have worried in vain. Even if it does happen, you have to worry twice.'

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    Life's not fair. Too bad... so sad. Live with it...

    Life's not fair. Too bad... so sad. Live with it KAJ.
  16. Thread: Water Heater

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    Be sure to keep the pressure relief valve open...

    Be sure to keep the pressure relief valve open even after the air has been let out because that valve then will become an air inlet to allow the water to drain. If you close the valve you will build...
  17. Caution -- This May Be Harmful to Your Fish

    Use with caution.
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    How sad.

    How sad.
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    Dr. Marrero is my dentist of choice also. He will...

    Dr. Marrero is my dentist of choice also. He will not be open tomorrow... it's Holy Saturday... If you can put up with the pain, he's worth the wait and he is good in working emergencies in.
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    Having read Dawglover's posting as well as the...

    Having read Dawglover's posting as well as the linked Snopes article (particularly the last paragraph), and knowing that lemon juice is is nothing more than dilute hydrochloric acid... not an...
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    Chicken feed attracts rodents which attract...

    Chicken feed attracts rodents which attract snakes. Some, totally harmless snakes occasionally eat eggs. Getting rid of chickens in your home reduces the possibility of a snake being attracted to...
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    Now I'm hurt. I was sure I had the honor of being...

    Now I'm hurt. I was sure I had the honor of being least desirable.
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    There are treatments available for your...

    There are treatments available for your ophidiophobia. Too bad we cannot treat the snakes for their fear of humans. They are more frightened of you than you are of them. They have a place in our...
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    Boobslugs, a venomous specie from Africa.

    Boobslugs, a venomous specie from Africa.
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    The snakes in the picture are harmless though...

    The snakes in the picture are harmless though their specie cannot be readily identified. They appear to me to be adult DeKays snakes who may have gathered in your moist environment to find earthworms...
  26. Thread: Found dog

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    If Scarlett can't handle that part... I...

    If Scarlett can't handle that part... I volunteer. All I need is an address.
  27. He"s out of the running now..A great show!

    He"s out of the running now..A great show!
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    I just love my waggies. They played with heart....

    I just love my waggies. They played with heart. Kuddos to Notre Dame tambien.
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    For those as puzzled as was I, here's where the...

    For those as puzzled as was I, here's where the title of this thread came from:



    Not theologically acceptable but certainly understandable. Gus, my white rat companion, awaits me on the bridge.
  30. Thread: Tanning

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    What I said, in other words, a big butt is a big...

    What I said, in other words, a big butt is a big butt, sun-kissed glow or not.
  31. Thread: Tanning

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    Only in your mind. A caboose is still a caboose...

    Only in your mind. A caboose is still a caboose no matter what the color tint.
  32. Thread: Tanning

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    So say can "pass" I'm told. Same for...

    So say can "pass" I'm told. Same for straightening and lightening hair.
  33. Thread: Tanning

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    Orange is a good shade. I never could understand...

    Orange is a good shade. I never could understand why people want to change their skin color, especially from a majority to a minority... bleaching I can understand but not tanning. Of course I also...
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    A 12-foot chain-link fence should hold them off.

    A 12-foot chain-link fence should hold them off.
  35. Why stop with pets. Let's do it for human beings...

    Why stop with pets. Let's do it for human beings too.:rolleyes:rolleyes:rolleyes
  36. I have two dogs. One is "chipped" because her...

    I have two dogs. One is "chipped" because her loss would devastate me. The other is an obnoxious pound hound whose loss would be seen as a boon by me, although not by my spouse. The latter is not...
  37. Thread: Chewing gum

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    It's the Lenten season and I have been fighting...

    It's the Lenten season and I have been fighting the urge to get the Reeses Bites. I don't know if I will be able to hold out until 24 April. Oh lordy... I ache!
  38. If you're holding and taking any medication...

    If you're holding and taking any medication that's over 8 years old, you are totally stupid and perhaps deserve the consequences of your stupidity. It sure would help the gene pool.
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    Why bother with a kick-off? Let's just start with...

    Why bother with a kick-off? Let's just start with the ball on the 20, 1st and 10. That's what will happen 95% of the time anyway. This action makes no sense to me.
  40. Thread: Chewing gum

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    Penut butter or chocolate would, I believe, do...

    Penut butter or chocolate would, I believe, do the trick. But chocolate is toxic to canines.
  41. The law of unintended consequences strikes again....

    The law of unintended consequences strikes again. One can't fool with Mother Nature and expect things to go on as normal... either for dogs or for human beings.
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    I, too love the smell of Gardenia. However, one...

    I, too love the smell of Gardenia. However, one has to accept that some things are mission impossible. Gardenia come from warm humid tropical areas. They demands high humidity, something I don’t...
  43. Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Shame on you for being such an...

    Tsk. Tsk. Tsk. Shame on you for being such an ill-bred .... can I say swine.
  44. I have "neutered" hundreds of bovine on a...

    I have "neutered" hundreds of bovine on a self-help basis. I can think of no reason why a dog could not be taken care of using the same technique. Spaying is not a simple procedure but you can avoid...
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    I hear that Omah's is the expert in this area.

    I hear that Omah's is the expert in this area.
  46. Thread: False Pegnancy

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    She came into heat around October for the first...

    She came into heat around October for the first time. Until now, her udder has always been small, sagging and empty. She has only had maybe 3 or 4 heats and always been alone. She was sold to us as...
  47. Thread: False Pegnancy

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    False Pegnancy

    Our great big pet, Gwendolyn, is a female bovine (a.k.a. "cow"). Her udder has become distended and hear teats seem to be filled but are very tender. She is a two-year old but has not yet know a...
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    I caught a possum in my cat trap last night. Ugly...

    I caught a possum in my cat trap last night. Ugly critter... I don't know why I let it go.
  49. We need such a gadget to curb our obsessive...

    We need such a gadget to curb our obsessive sexual appetite. :rolleyes
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    We have that here on Earth 1, it's commonly...

    We have that here on Earth 1, it's commonly called "shacking up". Not bad until you factor in those (unwanted) children.
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