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Johnny Frederick
April 29th, 2010, 10:20 AM
The Airport Solution
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."
Works for me!
BillK
April 29th, 2010, 11:09 AM
The Airport Solution
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."
Works for me!
All for it!
Then - as you can imagine - all persons coming to check points in Afghanistan and Iraq will also have to have these units. <grin>
THEMEANOGRE
April 29th, 2010, 12:22 PM
Sounds like an idea. but what about those with a glass or ceramic knife taped to their thigh?
prideworks
April 29th, 2010, 12:33 PM
The Airport Solution
Here's a solution to all the controversy over full-body scanners at the
airports.
Have a booth that you can step into that will not X-ray you, but will
detonate any explosive device you may have on you.
It would be a win-win for everyone, there would be none of this hassle about
racial profiling and this method would eliminate a long and expensive trial.
Justice would be quick and swift. Case closed!
This is so simple that it's brilliant. I can see it now: you're in the
airport terminal and you hear a muffled explosion. Shortly thereafter an
announcement comes over the PA system, "Attention standby passengers we now
have a seat available on flight number..."
Works for me!
:thumbsup:thumbsup
I love it!
prideworks
April 29th, 2010, 12:34 PM
Sounds like an idea. but what about those with a glass or ceramic knife taped to their thigh?
Booth 1: explosive detonator
Boot 2: enclosed booth with a ferrett.........They'll find anything!!
THEMEANOGRE
April 29th, 2010, 3:21 PM
An ex room mate had a ferret. OUUUCH! :-s
CenTexDave
April 29th, 2010, 9:43 PM
:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup
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