Cheap, Legal, Mail-Orde-Pistol

[Dagobert II]

Unlicensed open carry? Its only a flare gun that one can get at Walmart after all, and there's NO serial number!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yPrnyc03C2Q

[sojourner truth]

Gives a whole new meaning to "Light 'em up"...... Ort maybe "Smoke 'em if you got 'em".